Cocktails 1 oz tequila
2 oz orange juice
1/4 oz vodka
1 splash triple sec
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. Voltaire
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress. Michelle Burford
A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project. Abigail Van Buren