Cocktails 1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Campari® bitters
5 oz grapefruit juice
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project. Abigail Van Buren
A friend is a gift you give yourself. Robert Louis Stevenson
A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it. Barbra Streisand