Cocktails 2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
6 oz Pepsi® Holiday Spice
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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. Pat Robertson
[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners. Terry Pratchett