Other Drinks 5 1/2 dl sparkling white wine
2 dl vodka
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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the
tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up
against
a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is
going on accountant number one jams something in
accountant number
two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two
whispers, "What
is this?" to which accountant number one replies,
"it's that $50 I
owe you."
...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. Voltaire
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress. Michelle Burford
A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project. Abigail Van Buren