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Beach Bum Shake recipe
A delicious recipe for Beach Bum Shake, with tequila, orange juice, vodka and triple sec. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz tequila
2 oz orange juice
1/4 oz vodka
1 splash triple sec


Method:
Pour the tequila, orange juice, vodka and triple sec into a cocktail shaker with crushed ice and shake for about a minute. Strain into hurricane glass. Add a tiny umbrella and slice of lemon (optional), and serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass

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