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Jackass recipe
A delicious recipe for Jackass, with vodka, gin, Champagne, soda water, orange juice and lemon juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

120 ml vodka
20 ml gin
60 ml Champagne
50 ml soda water
25 ml orange juice (with pulp)
20 ml lemon juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a red wine glass; swirl until mixed. Add several ice cubes and serve.
Serve:
Red Wine Glass

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