Cocktails 9 oz Lipton® iced tea
3 oz Malibu® coconut rum
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett
...in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should not only be capable of his work, but a good judge of his work. John Ruskin
...probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps those times when Thomas Jefferson ate alone. John F. Kennedy