Punches 1 oz Jamaican dark rum
1 oz brandy
1 oz madeira
1 whole egg
1 tsp powdered sugar
3/4 cup milk
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read,
"we regretfully have found it
necessary to cancel your e-mail
account."
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring. Zelda Fitzgerald
A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll
A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life. Reverend Edward A. Malloy