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JMO Sling recipe
A delicious recipe for JMO Sling, with gin, sloe gin, sweet and sour mix and club soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 oz sloe gin
1 splash sweet and sour mix
4 - 5 oz club soda
Method:
Combine the gin, sloe gin and sour mix in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the club soda, and serve.
Serve:
Collins Glass
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