Cocktails 2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz vodka
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 squeeze limes
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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
in-flight?...... It's not
because of the film's content,
it's because the people in the film
are
eating better than the
people on board.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog.
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. Pat Robertson
[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners. Terry Pratchett