Cocktails 2 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
6 1/2 oz Perrier® lemon soda water
1 oz fresh lemon juice
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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
in-flight?...... It's not
because of the film's content,
it's because the people in the film
are
eating better than the
people on board.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog.
"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley
"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard Shaw
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett