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Baltimore Zoo recipe
A delicious recipe for Baltimore Zoo, with vodka, light rum, gin, triple sec, Southern Comfort® peach liqueur, amaretto almond liqueur, grenadine syrup, sweet and sour mix and beer. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 shot vodka
1 shot light rum
1 shot gin
1 shot triple sec
1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot grenadine syrup
1 dash sweet and sour mix
1 splash beer


Method:
Add the liquors and grenadine to a highball glass with ice. Top off with sweet and sour mix, add a splash of beer, and stir.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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