Cocktails 1 oz vodka
1 oz Sour Puss® apple liqueur
1 oz guava juice
1 oz white grape juice
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Romantic Remembrance
by Valentine
Card
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I
can read your
love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and
the reader took one look at his
open palm and said, "I can see that
you have no
girlfriend."
"That's true," said
Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes,"
Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can
you tell all of this
from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and
blisters."
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. David Frost
A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part. Nathaniel Hawthorne
A camel never sees its own hump. African Proverb