Punches 1 gal Hawaiian punch
5 oz vodka
3 oz gin
6 oz pineapple juice
1 oz Everclear® alcohol
2 oz milk
1 pinch salt
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Romantic Remembrance
by Valentine
Card
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I
can read your
love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and
the reader took one look at his
open palm and said, "I can see that
you have no
girlfriend."
"That's true," said
Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes,"
Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can
you tell all of this
from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and
blisters."
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
...in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should not only be capable of his work, but a good judge of his work. John Ruskin