Cocktails 2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz banana liqueur
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
8 - 10 oz pineapple juice
1 long banana
1 slice pineapple
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Subcategories::
Romantic Remembrance
by Valentine
Card
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I
can read your
love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and
the reader took one look at his
open palm and said, "I can see that
you have no
girlfriend."
"That's true," said
Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes,"
Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can
you tell all of this
from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and
blisters."
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. H. L. Mencken
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. Chinese Proverb